My name is Timothy M. Dieball and I am Stu Writer. I love to write and my goal is for the world to read my written works. I care not for fame or fortune. I only care about E.P.I.C. Every Possible Inspiration of Creativity. YOU are EPIC and without YOU, I would never be the Wyvernwriter. Without YOU my written works would never be anything more than wasted space on the internet. So here is my oath to YOU, EPIC.
I, Stu Writer
As the current Wyvernwriter
Vow to remain nonprofit until such time as EPIC wishes otherwise (If this occurs, a vote will be called to assure Epic’s rightful stake in the decision)
To continue writing until the day I die whether EPIC likes it or not
To treat my fans like royalty
To allow my haters to only ever feed my ego
And to consider both my Fans and Haters equal parts of EPIC